Apathetical Sydney: A Parody

Josh Whiteman; Paul Chappell

Welcome to Sydney - the 'Emerald City',With the world's nicest harbour, it's really quite pretty.The surface is gorgeous but give it a scratch,And you'll see how the upsides all come with a catch . . .For children, Sydney is a wondrous place of jacaranda trees, chugging harbour ferries and singing ice c...